RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

At the junction of form and function - "his nose is literally form and function It's what he's known for And it's the most functional nose of all time."

Fast but not Furious - "Well he's definitely fast He's definitely not furious He's the kindest reindeer."

Doesn't look like a million bucks - "Does not look like a million bucks Well that's because Rudolph was one of a kind Of all the bucks he was the only one."

Historic underdog that beat the fog - "historic underdog that beat the fog."

More famous than his dashing dancing co-workers - "more famous than his dashing dancing co-workers."